My mate is a slob at heart, the opposite of a fashion model. But he's not stupid. He was the only Western teacher in a provincial school. Every day, he wore black slacks, black leather shoes, long sleeve shirts, and a tie. He bought them all at Tesco Lotus or Bata shoes, but he looked like the Thai teachers. One day of the week to wear sports or traditional shirts, and he imitated the Thai teachers. They always said he dressed sharply. He hated wearing a tie, but he played the game. He said, "I make mistakes. This crazy clothing crap will make up for it."